The "Gurls:" An Analysis in Sociology
By Marcos Gonzalez
An interesting discovery has been made: the existence of sub-genders within society. Located between the girl-stage and the woman-stage, this stage has been named “gurls” and exhibits several qualities of the girl and woman stages. A gurl, typically in her teenage years, doesn’t mature properly and becomes emotionally “stuck.” These gurls suffer from advanced insecurities while true women are socially secure. The disparity between gurls and women will prove to be an interesting study, and an analysis of these differences will aid inexperienced boys in their attempts to find true love.
The characteristics of gurls seem to be based on several subconscious desires. Primarily, gurls need food, water, and compliments to survive. Naturally, a gurl’s favorite line is “tell me more about myself.” Without a constant supply of praise, a gurl’s self-esteem will wither away, leading to immaturity similar to real childhood girls. Another particular trait of gurls is the construction of a protective facade to hide from society. A gurl will create an illusion to the outside world of being a completely different individual, and she will utilize several tools such as high-heeled shoes, hair weaves, wonder-bras, and an excessive amount of makeup. For a young man who is unfamiliar with a gurl, a certain word of advice must be adhered to; you are not meeting her, you are meeting her representative. Gurls are also inconceivably flirtatious for the sake of personal benefits. Utilizing sexy pleas, sassy looks, and other flirtatious behavior, a gurl will wrap a stupid inexperienced boy around her tiny little finger. Essentially, the fool becomes her personal lap dog. But with proper knowledge of these subconscious drives, a gurl’s behavior can be mapped to better understand a gurl and to show these idiots the grace of a true woman.
In stark contrast to the traits of gurls, the traits of women are based upon complete social functionality and mental maturity. A woman doesn’t need a constant stream of heartless compliments to feel happy. She does well for herself as a modern independent woman and has risen above the restraints of society. A woman is also completely comfortable about her appearance. She will not replace herself with a representative; she will instead meet life head-on. The emotional stability and completeness of a well-rounded woman is essentially what every well-rounded man desires. When these two people unite, they grow together in a wondrous manner. And although a woman absolutely needs an occasional pair of shoes, she is still far more socially superior to a gurl.
The contrasts of gurls and women discussed in this essay should provide urgent help to any imbecile who may be seduced by gurls, and hopefully lead them onto the path of love for a true woman. Fortunately, it is possible for a gurl to shake off her gurl-status and mature to womanhood, but as long as she is a gurl she remains a danger to young boys everywhere. But hopefully, this groundbreaking discovery will lead to future developments, possibly the classification of a “boi” class.
© Marcos Gonzalez